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I mean, you may have just worn a vagina on your head to make a point.But allow me to get a bit political in a space where I’ve written about licking butts.

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That woman with the child at the park we said “Nice Baby Björn” to wasn’t looking to hook up.

Any time a random guy speaks to you it’s because of this screwed up dream that it will result in a hookup. And we like seeing that you have friends, but that’s not why we downloaded the app (*looks down at penis*).

But how much would you want to meet the guy whose bio said, “I know we’ve matched but easy there, I ain't going down on you yet? That girl on the subway we tried to make eye contact with didn’t go to work to hook up.

That girl at the gym we asked about wasn’t there to hook up.

For guys, it was always that they were having too much fun.

It was like they made a profile to join some fraternity.

So writing “Not here to hook up” kind of ruins the fun of the one place this dream could actually come true. I’m not saying this means you have to hook up, but please stop writing that. We get that you needed the picture with all of your friends in front of the spray painted mural of the feminist slogan in the non-gentrified section of town while doing the Spice Girls poses.

It’s like a guy writing, “Not here to sit on the couch on Sunday nights because I kind of feel bloated after the weekend and I like being alone.” I don’t see him going on many dates. I agree, you do look hot in the picture with your friends where you’re all laughing at brunch.

You basically bought a boyfriend who will kiss you whenever you want and won’t ever disagree with you or tire of you. BUT, if you’re going to have a dog and you’re calling yourself its mom then we know we’re in for a lot of really dumb fights.

All of a sudden it’s Mother’s Day and you’re not coming to my family’s brunch because you didn’t get tagged in a post. I’ve also seen this line so many times and I’ve been to parties so it doesn’t really ring true.

This article isn’t to say that guys don’t have their own red flags when it comes to dating app profiles. About two years ago on the world famous JTrain Podcast, I started doing dating app makeovers.

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