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I can forgive you but no way we're still together. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.

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And yet he had been the most powerful ruler in Europe on acceding to his elder brother Richard’s throne in 1199. John was the youngest and favourite of Henry II’s eight or nine children, and loved by his father “the most tenderly”.

This is a rare recorded example of John inspiring any affection – and he responded with customary treachery.

Church writes: “We regularly find cases brought to a standstill in the Curia Regis with the simple phrase 'because the king wills it’.” What John willed most dangerously from his English subjects were significant sums of money to conduct his military operations abroad – in order to repossess territories in Normandy, Anjou and Poitou, seized from him in the course of his calamitous 17-year rule.

Caught between two kingdoms, John ended up effectively losing both.

This may explain his later sobriquet, “Soft-sword” (ie more interested in hunting deer than in confronting armed knights).

Eleanor reckoned he had “the shallow mind of an adolescent”, while her favourite son Richard thought that he “lacked the ability to stand up to someone who opposed him”.

He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. Not that long ago, I announced to a young woman, Mary, who it was she was expecting.

In battle, John is routinely reported scuttling in the opposite direction, or stealing away in secret, disguised as a woman.

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