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You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing?

My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. Have this flower before I take yours Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.

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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.

My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind? Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut.

Since we shouldn't waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? (Looking at a girls ass) Where does this bus go anyway? I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! Boy: Spell Me Girl: M E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in me.

Because you can jack it when we get back to my place" I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it Were you conceived on a sofa? You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5. Hey baby, i was wondering if you got enough sun today because I am trying to give you some vitamin D! Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! " Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...

I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you Do you have pet insurance?

Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. , cause I'm about to make your mouth a daycare If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass! If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?

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