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Saki volunteers (as brave young women do) to play his games and save Uncle Keiji, and somehow this all culminates in a romance story.

Whether or not you believe dating sims are purely for pervs, you cannot deny the incredible, atypical affairs of the heart on display in these games. Supports the love between: Keiji Inafune's niece and some theme park employees So you're going along, reading the description for Sweet Fuse, and everything seems to be on the up and up. Sadly - perhaps, even, tragically - because you are Keiji Inafune's makebelieve niece you can't date the man himself.

The game is "a heart-felt blend of bomb-defusing action and death-defying romance" with puzzles to solve and people to date, all very typical of the genre. In his stead, Sweet Fuse has a stable of hunky dudes to fill the game designer's shoes, including fighting game champ Kouta Meoshi and Ryuusei Mitarashi, male gigolo.

Then you hit this line, "Saki Inafune, niece to legendary game developer Keiji Inafune, cant wait to visit her uncles new theme park." Wait, hold on, hold the phone, is this Mega-Man-and-Resident-Evil Keiji Inafune? Bomb defusing-antics are what await as you travel the park searching for your uncle and trying to rescue the other captured attendants.

It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?

Supports the love between: A guy and his disembodied head/potted plant Humanity's days are numbered.

The gods have decreed Earth shall be destroyed because true love no longer exists.Personally, I think is a better disembodied love story, but this is a close second.Caring for a woman's potted head is every bit as creepy as it sounds.This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later.

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